For over three years the Extreme Revolution has been evolving, evolving into the place that it is today. What is the Extreme Revolution? Well it's an E-fed, but it's an E-fed with a difference.
In the three years it's been together has grown with the help of dedicated Superstars, Superstars that have been here from the beginning, Superstars that came in from the merger of TWO Stars Ver.2 and the successful Tough Enough program.
Since coming together in March 2001 the Extreme Revolution has developed a style that is different to other feds and has since been used else where like TWO Stars Ver.2.
The Extreme Revolution holds one Weeky Show called RAW and 12 Pay Per View event's a year with those events written by the people who take part week in and week out.
Led by the Owner of the E-fed, Deadman. The Extreme Revolution continues to improve week in and week out with storylines and feuds that continue to surprise even the original members of the Fed.
If you're worried about not being able to adapt to out style don't be, we will help you and believe me you won't regret it. The Extreme Revolution is a great fun e-fed and I'm sure you will like it as well.
So you want to join? You want to know more? Your E-fed in trouble and want to continue in a great stable Fed? Well Contact me at Deadman@ex-rev.com
The Extreme Revolution E-fed is an Invitation only e-fed so the board in which we do the shows is not accesable to anyone so below is a sample of a promo and a match written by Current members of the E-Fed.
Here is an In ring promo written by Sam H one of the original members of the e-fed. (Please note the PE is refering to Paul E. Dangerously a.k.a Paul Heyman)
After the promo, 'Killing in the Name' hits and the fans boo. Sam H walks out looking particularly menacing and he has an evil smile on his face. He swaggers down to the ring in street clothes, sunglasses and leather jacket. The belt is over his shoulder.
JR: Oh terrific, its the so-called Champion folks...
PE: Enough JR! Like he said last week, if you were listening, he doesn't need any introductions! Everyone knows who he is!
JR: Ain't that the truth...well I know he's a jackass who doesn't deserve that title belt, not after what he did to Gav last week!
Sam walks up the steps and into the ring.
LG: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the Ex-Rev cham...
Sam snatches the mic out of her hand.
Sam: I DON'T NEED NO INTRODUCTION LADY!! *crowd boo as Lillian cowers in fear then quickly bails out of the ring*
PE: hahaha you see JR!! What did I tell you? Now shut up and watch next time Sam comes out!
JR *mutters*: Jackass...
Sam: No no no, I need absolutely no introduction whatsoever - all you assclown nobodies know who I am! All the ham 'n' eggers watching on their stolen 14 inch TV screens at home know who I am. Everyone around the WORLD knows who Sam H is - from President Bush to Saddam Hussein. From David Beckham to Britney Spears! From Prince Harry to the DAMN DEAD QUEEN MOTHER!
Sam looks hostile as the crowd break out into loud booing.
JR: HOW DARE HE!!! Who the hell does he think he is to insult the Queen Mother in that way?! He ought to be tried for treason!
PE: Oh come on JR, the Royals love Sam H as much as anyone else!
Sam is now smiling his sick smile as the fans chant "ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!" at him.
JR: Yeah thats exactly what you are Sam!
Sam: Oh yeah, everyone knows who I am and what I'm all about. One man in particular who knows who I am after last week would be the guy I was meant to be fighting at InVasion for this little mamma jamma *slaps the belt* - Gav! *crowd pop at his name* Oh yeah cheer all you want for Gav, because...
Sam is cut off by 20,000 people chanting "GAV-IN! GAV-IN!GAV-IN!" Sam smirks.
Sam: BECAUSE...Gav's NOT HERE TONIGHT!!!
A loud boo goes up in the arena as Sam laughs to himself.
JR: I'm not surprised he isn't here after what you did last week Sam! You and your buddies that is. I'd never expect you to do anything alone, tough man...
PE: Quiet JR he hasn't finished!
Sam: Yep Gav is not here tonight, in fact he probably won't be here for some time. For those who need reminding, or for those like me who just want to enjoy watching the footage again, lets roll the tape from last week shall we?
Up on the Titan Tron flashes a replay of last week's events from when Gav is in the ring with Mateus to Sam distracting him from backstage, about to destroy Gav's Humvee. We see Gav chase backstage to find his vandalised Humvee and the sound of Sam getting away in a car, and then we see MBR and CVD blindside him and attack him, throw him through the window of his car and lay him out. And then Sam coming back in his car, telling CVD and MBR to move then speeding up aiming to take Gav out, and Gav just diving out of the way in a bloody heap on the concrete. Finally the replay shows Sam telling MBR and CVD to get in and the three of them driving off.
*replay ends and the fans are booing loudly, Sam is grinning*
Sam: Absolutely superb! Now Gav was really quite lucky I didn't get him with the car there, but as it stands he is physically, mentally and emotionally in a bad way. Subsequently I am sad to announce, no really I am saddened by this...that the match at InVasion for the title...IS CANCELLED! *HUGE heat* I know, I know. I don't like it much either, but you know, I had no idea Gav was such a pussy he wouldn't be able to come back in time!
The crowd are again chanting "ASSHOLE!" at Sam.
JR: I don't believe it, Sam has cancelled the match! Can he do that?
PE: Didn't you hear JR? Gav isn't gonna be ready in time, so its off! Thats too bad, isn't it?
JR: Oh yeah I'm sure Sam is really upset by it. He's been trying to get out of the match for weeks now! And now he's damn well succeeded!
Sam: Hey I will say this though - some people, and I know it would only be a handful, are going to say I tried to ensure Gav couldn't make it to InVasion, that I wanted out of the match. I'm not scared to defend this title, and to prove it, I'm gonna put it on the line - TONIGHT!!! *crowd pop* Oh yeah, thats right, I'm putting it on the line against....
JR: Who is it??
Sam:....the first man to come out here and accept the challenge!
Sam has a confident smirk on his face.
JR: An open challenge??
No one's music hits and after a few seconds Sam looks puzzled.
Sam: Um, hello? I said THE FIRST MAN TO COME OUT HERE AND ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE!
Still nothing. Sam looks a bit bemused now and a bit concerned.
JR: No one?
PE: Are they all mad?
Suddenly up on the Titan Tron we see Hunter backstage - he is kicking the crap out of MBR!!!
Sam: HEY!!!
The fans roar with approval. Having left MBR down, Hunter then runs towards the curtain and his music hits! He grabs a mic as he goes through and out on to the stage. Sam is shaking his head in disbelief and shock.
Hunter: CUT MA MUSIC! *big pop* Well Sammy, its bad news for you my man! Your little plan to have MBR run straight out here and accept your oh-so-manly challenge has been CHANGED! The first man to accept for a title match tonight? Oh yeah, that would be MEEEEE!!!!!
Massive cheers as Sam looks furious in the ring and kicks the bottom rope.
Hunter: I'm gonna do Gav proud tonight and when I take your title Sam, the first thing I'm gonna do is give Gav a fair title shot as he deserves it! So prepare, Sam....you just became the HUNTED!
JR: Oh hell yeah!!! Hunter has a title shot vs Sam TONIGHT!!!
PE: Damn him, that should have been MBR's shot!
Hunter's music hits and he leaves the stage area. Sam is left in the ring looking nervous and also angry.
Now here is a match written by HSM
The camera cuts to the arena and Lillian Garcia is in the centre of the ring.
LG: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
JR: Time for the first action of the evening folks!
Adrenaline Rush hits and the crowd start to boo as the pyro goes off and Man Beast RHYNO appears at the top of the stage. He menacingly makes his way to the ring not bothering to acknowledge the fans.
LG: Currently making his way to the ring from Fife, Scotland and weighing in at 255 lbs....Man Beast RYHNO!
MBR steps through the ropes and simply crouches in the corner waiting for HSM.
JR: MBR looks in a foul mood and these mind games that Nicole has been using only seem to have made him angrier than he normally is.
PE: and that's pretty angry JR!
JR: Indeed
LG: And his opponent.
The lights go out and smoke fills the stage. Bring me to life hits and a huge pyro goes off. Suddenly HSM appears at the top of the stage, baseball bat in hand closely followed by Nicole. They stop at the top of the stage and HSM stands with his arms wide out while Nicole crouches down in front of him. They pose for a few seconds and receive a surprising amount of cheers.
JR: It's still not clear just exactly what the relationship between HSM and Nicole is but they certainly seem to be close.
PE: Very cosy indeed JR.
JR: They say its just business Paul
PE: Well they would wouldn't they?
LG: Currently making his way to the ring accompanied by Nicole. He hails from parts unknown and weighs in at 245lbs H...S...M!
HSM walks purposefully down to the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. He jumps up and holds the ropes open for Nicole to step through. As she enters MBR charges at her but she seems him coming and quickly ducks and a clothesline by HSM meets him as the ref calls for the bell to start the match.
JR: MBR going right after Nicole and taking his focus off HSM and that cost him. Perhaps that's the purpose of these mind games, to distract MBR from HSM and instead have him worry about Nicole.
PE: Or they could just be a couple of kids playing pranks.
MBR gets to his feet and quickly jumps into a collar and elbow tie up with HSM. They struggle for a moment before MBR gains the upper hand and slips HSM into a standing side headlock. HSM quickly escapes however turning the move into an arm bar, which MBR himself quickly reverses and he twists back on HSM's arm before HSM drops to the floor and flips over reversing the pressure back onto MBR. MBR struggles for a second before delivering a right hand to HSM causing him to break the hold. MBR runs for the ropes but as he does Nicole attempts to trip him. She fails to trip him but gets his attention. He turns and yells at her as she simply backs away pleading innocence. MBR finally turns round and is met by a waiting HSM who clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside. The ref begins to give HSM a talking too and as he does so he fails to see Nicole pick MBR up and slap him clean across the face. This angers MBR who starts running after Nicole. As she runs round the ring HSM rolls to the outside and hides behind the steps and as MBR runs round he pops up and hits a hard clothesline knocking MBR down.
JR: If MBR has got any hope of winning this match then he has to stop worrying about Nicole and start to focus on HSM. These games really seem to be getting to him.
HSM picks MBR up and rolls him into the ring but MBR quickly gets up and as HSM rolls under the ropes he's met by a kick to the back of the head. MBR kicks him again then drops the elbow across the back of the head. He then picks HSM up and delivers a snap suplex and floats over for the pin.
ONE
TWO
Kickout
JR: A little early for the cover there MBR's head really isn't on the game right now
PE: He knows what he's doing he's just testing HSM that's all.
HSM gets to his feet and MBR sends him to the ropes and hits him with a dropkick as he comes back. He quickly climbs the second turnbuckle while HSM is still down and drops an elbow across HSM's chest. MBR stands up and looks out into the crowd who boo heavily and he responds by flipping them off which only makes the boos even louder. HSM slowly staggers to his feet and is met by a kick to the stomach followed by a DDT and a cover.
ONE
TWO
TH. Kickout
HSM just gets a shoulder up before the three and MBR debates the count with the ref who insists it was a two. MBR turns his focus back on HSM locks in a headlock while HSM is still on the mat.
JR: Smart move by MBR their putting all his pressure on the back of HSM's neck while giving himself chance to recuperate.
PE: No need to sounds so surprised JR he's a smart guy
HSM tries to fight but gradually fades. The ref keeps checking and finally raises HSM's hand. He releases it and it drops like a stone.
ONE!!!!!!!!
The ref lifts HSM's hand a second time and again it drops hard to the mat
TWO!!!!!!
For a third time the ref lifts HSM's hand and again it drops hard but this time it stops about an inch from the mat, which breaks the ref's, three count. HSM begins shaking his hands and kicking his legs and slowly starts to power his way up. He gets to his feet and begins throwing elbows to MBR's stomach. He hits three elbows before MBR is forced to break the hold and HSM charges to the ropes but when he comes back he is met by a huge power slam from MBR who again goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THR... Kickout
HSM barely gets a shoulder up in time. MBR slams the mat in frustration then grabs HSM by the hair and throws him to the corner and begins throwing right hands. MBR unleashes right hand after right hand until HSM can take no more and slumps in the corner. MBR walks to the opposite corner of the ring and crouches down in readiness for the gore.
PE: You know what comes next JR, GORE GORE GORE!
HSM slowly gets to his feet and MBR starts to charge at him but as he does Nicole quickly slides under the bottom rope and pulls HSM to the side causing him to sidestep MBR who ends up impaling his shoulder on the ring post.
JR: BAH GAWD MBR just broke himself in two on the steel ring post.
MBR slumps to the outside and HSM slowly rolls outside following him. He picks up MBR and turns him round and holds his arms and Nicole walks up and slaps MBR right across the face.
PE: Ohhhh that Nicole sure is brave slapping MBR like that again.
HSM throws MBR back into the ring and scoops him up and drops him into a shoulder breaker on his injured arm. MBR grabs his shoulder in agony as HSM drops a knee onto it.
JR: This is not good for MBR; HSM just loves picking apart an injured body part until it breaks.
HSM grabs MBR's injured arm and jumps over the top rope still holding it. HSM drops straight to the floor still holding the arm causing it to snap back across the top rope. MBR quickly springs back to the mat grabbing his arm in pain. The ref bends down to check on him and asks if he wants to quit but MBR refuses. HSM rolls back into the ring and puts MBR into an arm bar. He then scoops him up and slams him while still holding the arm bar in place causing all MBR's weight to fall across the injured arm. He picks MBR back up again and goes behind him and throws an overhead release German suplex. He then follows up with a Side suplex and goes for a cover.
ONE
TWO
TH. Kickout
HSM quickly nips up to a minor crowd pop and allows MBR to get to his feet but hits a standing dropkick as soon as he gets up knocking him back down. HSM picks him up and carries him to the corner and hangs him up in the tree of woe. He then walks to the opposite corner of the ring, turns, and charges at MBR dropping down at the last second and delivering a dropkick to his head. MBR unties his legs and slumps down in the corner and HSM goes for another cover
ONE
TWO
TH. Kickout
JR: HSM is really putting on the pressure here.
HSM picks up MBR but as he goes to grab him MBR gives him a thumb to the eye, which sends him reeling. He then turns and looks at Nicole and spits at her, which causes an angry Nicole to jump on the apron. The ref moves over to tell her to get down and while he is distracted MBR kicks HSM hard between the legs for a low blow as the crowd boo. With the ref still distracted MBR quickly slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He jumps back in and quickly strikes HSM across the head with it. He then throws it back out of the ring and goes for the cover but the ref is still busy with Nicole so he doesn't make the count. MBR gets up and walks over to the ref and pulls him out of the way and grabs Nicole by the hair. He swings back to hit Nicole but the ref grabs his arm and warns him that if he does so then he will be DQ'ed. He pauses for a second, shrugs his shoulder then hits her with a right hand anyway knocking her from the apron. The ref immediately turns round and calls for the DQ as the crowd boo heavily.
JR: What a dastardly act there by MBR hitting a defenceless woman
PE: She wasn't defenceless when she was slapping him about earlier JR.
MBR smiles and raises his arms as the boos get louder. He see's HSM beginning to stir and quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs the chair he used earlier. He jumps back in and as HSM is on his knees MBR delivers a vicious chair shot to HSM's head knocking him cold. HSM slumps to the ground and begins bleeding profusely. MBR mounts the turnbuckle and mocks the crowd as they voice their disapproval. Nicole staggers to her feet and crawls into the ring and begins trying to revive HSM. MBR steps down from the turnbuckle and sees Nicole crouched over HSM. She doesn't notice him as she has her back to him. MBR raises his chair again.
JR: Oh good God no please don't say he's gonna do what I think he's gonna do
MBR swings the chair as hard as he can and hits Nicole right across the back of the head knocking her cold and she quickly slumps to the mat as sections of the crowd begin throwing rubbish into the ring.
JR: That evil son of a bitch just hit a woman from behind has he no class at all.
PE: Damn that was nasty, as much as I like MBR I think he just crossed the line there.
MBR shouts over at Lillian for the mic and she hands it too him. He slowly walks over to HSM and Nicole both laying unconscious in the ring and begins to speak.
MBR: Love from Man Beast RHYNO!
MBR drops the mic and begins laughing loudly. He exits the ring and walks up the ramp laughing loudly as EMT's rush down to the ring.
JR: MBR has just destroyed Nicole and HSM with a steel chair. I guess all those mind games just made the guy snap but one thing's for sure. This is not over folks HSM is going to be gunning for revenge.
PE: When he wakes up JR!
JR: Oh shut up Paul!
Now having read that do you think you can add something to the Extreme Revolution? If you do contact me at Deadman@ex-rev.com and I promise you, you won't regret it.
Thank you for your time.
Deadman Owner of the Extreme Revolution |